The Battle of Vak'Atioth (Short version)

The Battle of Vak’Atioth

Amarrians: We're going to totally pwn you.

Jovian: Shut up you jerks, we are trying to study and mess up our gene pool over here.

Much Amarr ship exploding in the background

Amarrian HQ

Amarrians: Quick get more duders. These nerds are tough.

Slave HQ

Minmatars: Yo, Gallente this is the perfect time. Can we have some weapons duders?

Gallentians: Sure, but if anyone asks, you don't know where you got them

Gallentians drive off in their unmarked white van.

Amarrian HQ

Amarrian Aid: Emperor, the slaves are rebelling and somehow got some serious gear (Except for large projectiles Huck Huck)

Emperoer: Oh Snap.

Later on the Space Phone

Amarrians: Dudes, we're sorry but we have some home problems. Truce?

Jovians: Whatever, we would rather make ourselves infertile instead of kick your butts anyway.