The Battle of Vak'Atioth (Short version)
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The Battle of Vak’Atioth
Amarrians: We're going to totally pwn you.
Jovian: Shut up you jerks, we are trying to study and mess up our gene pool over here.
Much Amarr ship exploding in the background
Amarrian HQ
Amarrians: Quick get more duders. These nerds are tough.
Slave HQ
Minmatars: Yo, Gallente this is the perfect time. Can we have some weapons duders?
Gallentians: Sure, but if anyone asks, you don't know where you got them
Gallentians drive off in their unmarked white van.
Amarrian HQ
Amarrian Aid: Emperor, the slaves are rebelling and somehow got some serious gear (Except for large projectiles Huck Huck)
Emperoer: Oh Snap.
Later on the Space Phone
Amarrians: Dudes, we're sorry but we have some home problems. Truce?
Jovians: Whatever, we would rather make ourselves infertile instead of kick your butts anyway.