Confederation of xXPIZZAXx

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Name	Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
Ticker	PIZZA
Type
Founded	7-Jan-2012
Status
Contact details
Alliance CEO	Lacco
Diplomat(s)	Zetler, Jalmari Huitsikko
Public Channel	PIZZAHOUSE
Website	pizza.eve-kill.net
Corporations
Executor	draketrain
Members	ANANAS. Arctic Circle Associates Black Light Revolution Broski East Gistapo HORNEY PIRATES I ACCIDENTLY A SMARTBOMB Kansallinen Liittoneuvosto Lynch Squad New Eden Globetrotters Nigerian Export Inc Sauna Ltd. Speculation Corporation The 69th Suiside Kings Tuhmakuva inc. Tuleeko valkosibali Unlimited Speeds VERY HIGH LEVEL FINLAND WEST COAST GAMING SCENE Wild Demons

Alliance History

On the seventh of January, 2012, the brave Internet starship warriors of draketrain had fought relentlessly the criminal masterminds of Gurista Pirates, when they ran out of pizza. Coke there was still plenty. At the moment when everything was thought to be lost, Lacco, the best of them all, had a vision. In that vision thousands of starships would deliver millions of pizzas throughout the Galaxy, and no-one would ever need to suffer again. Numerous tribes of heroes joined their cause, and the great alliance of Confederation of xXPIZZAXx was founded.

Alliance motto

To boldly deliver pizza where no pizza has been delivered before. (Payment by credit card, delivery charge included. Please tip deliverymen generously. Offer excludes Tama, Amamake top belt, and Domain region).

Member Services Not Available

The Confederation of xXPIZZAXx does not offer any of the following:

• 100% processing services
• Orca boosters
• Help with missions
• Free health care and dental
• PvP training to new members
• A safe environment for learning more (if you can't fly it, you're fucked)
• Safe 0.0 botting and RMT haven
• Fitting advise (members point at failfits at ally channel and laugh, though)

Member Services Available

The Alliance offers the following services for free:

• Horribly dying in a ball of fire
• Repeatedly asploding in a hero dictor
• Angry shouting on comms
• FCs who'll rip you a new hole if you don't pay attention
• Trolling and generic asshattery that Lacco extends to our own channels too
• Time after time getting ganked by CONCORD
• Waiting at Titan for hours, and 2 minutes after the bridge dying to an unscouted blob
• Continuous wardecs by everyone