Smiling Friends Social Club
Those other alliances only care what ship you fly at the Hearts And Minds Alliance we care about you.
Sabotage. Assassinations. Information. Psychological Warfare. Leveraged Sell outs.
Please read the instructions on how to join carefully. There is no corp to join. Just missions and mission groups. You do not put a character in Smiling Friends Social Club. The Club is just an advertising device.
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
Our Hearts And Minds (TM) training puts our mutual admiration society in the center of the universe. No longer will you be a twitching megalomaniac. Now you are a Great Man willing to claim his place in History, a selfless warrior fighting for his people, a saint so blessed you seize your spot in Heaven by making other guys the martyrs.
Neurotechnicon A Manual. How to destroy them from within. How to play EVE "against" yourself. The Metagame of EVE.
Termagant (TM) for the female eve player
Wipe that Smile Off (TM) For when all they had to do was leave you alone.
Homesteading (TM) Coup d'etat services. You know they will admire and fear you more if you snatch it from someone who loves it rather than start it yourself.
Because I Can (TM) Secret Police Outsourcing For the Alliance Executor who understands that the first war he must win is against his followers.
Trojan Horse (TM) Bored with infiltrating all alone?
Bosom Buddies (TM) For the newcomer to EVE
Necklace Of Ears (TM) Decorations that are not just decorative.
Insurance With A Smile (TM) Catastrophic Coverage. We'll come to you.
Hand On Your Shoulder (TM) Tutoring. Mentoring. You won't need Quafe to stay awake for these classes.
Please feel free to convo evemail or join Praxis Astra in our public channel
Smiling Friends
Below is the link to our web site. Unlike most EVE organizations, because we do not have a corporation in the conventional sense, the web site is critical.