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The Sole Regret is interested in employing individuals in the following positions: | The Sole Regret is interested in employing individuals in the following positions: | ||
| − | Bartenders: Seeking outgoing persons with flexible schedules to mix drinks, engage patrons in conversation, and scrub the occasional urinal. Attractive women with loose morals preferred, grizzled drunks acceptable if willing to be paid in hooch. On-site training provided. | + | *'''Bartenders''': Seeking outgoing persons with flexible schedules to mix drinks, engage patrons in conversation, and scrub the occasional urinal. Attractive women with loose morals preferred, grizzled drunks acceptable if willing to be paid in hooch. On-site training provided. |
| − | Accountant: Seeking one individual with strong financial background to handle the establishment's books. Questionable morals and Caldari State law experience a must! | + | *'''Accountant''': Seeking one individual with strong financial background to handle the establishment's books. Questionable morals and Caldari State law experience a must! |
| − | Security: Seeking one grotesquely muscled individual to keep the peace. Will be required to physically remove unruly barflies; must be able to lift in excess of 200lbs. Males preferred, but willing to be presently surprised by qualified females. Strong silent type a plus. | + | *'''Security''': Seeking one grotesquely muscled individual to keep the peace. Will be required to physically remove unruly barflies; must be able to lift in excess of 200lbs. Males preferred, but willing to be presently surprised by qualified females. Strong silent type a plus. |
== Customer Comments == | == Customer Comments == | ||
Revision as of 16:43, 20 January 2012
The Soul Regret (formerly The Drunken Hog) is a bar and night club located in the commercial district of the Hatakani IV - CONCORD Bureau Station. Fashioned in the "traditional Mannar style," the establishment is notable for a vast selection of spirits and a liberal interpretation of State liquor laws. It serves both baseliners and capusleers alike, and is currently owned and operated by capsuleer James Gheris.
((Accessible via In-Game Channel: The Sole Regret))
Description
The main space consists of a dance floor surrounded by tables and booths to accommodate patrons interested in private conversation. The bar itself occupies most of the back wall and is adorned with hundreds of different spirits from nearly every constellation in the cluster. In the far back corner stands a life-sized cardboard cut-out of the famous booster mogul Salvador Sarpati, decorated in black marker with the crude suggestions of male genitalia, horns, and an exagerated handlebar moustache. An old jukebox is also available to patrons and contains a wide selection of music ranging from angsty Post-Grunge Matari Folk-Rock to overproduced Gallente Synth-Pop.
The List
While the bar generally services all interested individuals, a poorly enforced list of "exceptions" hangs inconspicuously by the bar.
We're Hiring!
The Sole Regret is interested in employing individuals in the following positions:
- Bartenders: Seeking outgoing persons with flexible schedules to mix drinks, engage patrons in conversation, and scrub the occasional urinal. Attractive women with loose morals preferred, grizzled drunks acceptable if willing to be paid in hooch. On-site training provided.
- Accountant: Seeking one individual with strong financial background to handle the establishment's books. Questionable morals and Caldari State law experience a must!
- Security: Seeking one grotesquely muscled individual to keep the peace. Will be required to physically remove unruly barflies; must be able to lift in excess of 200lbs. Males preferred, but willing to be presently surprised by qualified females. Strong silent type a plus.
Customer Comments