Difference between revisions of "Confederation of xXPIZZAXx"
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| + | == Alliance History == | ||
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| + | On the seventh of January, 2012, the brave Internet starship warriors of [[draketrain]] had fought relentlessly the criminal masterminds of Gurista Pirates, when they ran out of pizza. Coke there was still plenty. At the moment when everything was thought to be lost, [[Lacco]], the best of them all, had a vision. In that vision thousands of starships would deliver millions of pizzas throughout the Galaxy, and no-one would ever need to suffer again. Numerous tribes of heroes joined their cause, and the great alliance of Confederation of xXPIZZAXx was founded. | ||
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| + | == Alliance motto == | ||
| + | |||
| + | To boldly deliver pizza where no pizza has been delivered before. | ||
| + | (''Payment by credit card, delivery charge included. Please tip deliverymen generously. Offer excludes Tama, Amamake top belt, and Domain region''). | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Shitty gimmick == | ||
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| + | We've adopted the gimmick of writing like 8 year olds on ritalin since that's a convenient excuse for our poor grammar and cohesion of ideas. | ||
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| + | == Member Services Not Available == | ||
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| + | The Confederation of xXPIZZAXx does ''not'' offer any of the following: | ||
| + | |||
| + | * 100% processing services | ||
| + | * Orca boosters | ||
| + | * Help with missions | ||
| + | * Free health care and dental | ||
| + | * PvP training to new members | ||
| + | * A safe environment for learning more (if you can't fly it, you're fucked) | ||
| + | * Safe 0.0 botting and RMT haven | ||
| + | * Fitting advise (members point at failfits at ally channel and laugh, though) | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Member Services Available == | ||
| + | |||
| + | The Alliance offers the following services for free: | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Horribly dying in a ball of fire | ||
| + | * Repeatedly asploding in a hero dictor | ||
| + | * Angry shouting on comms | ||
| + | * FCs who'll rip you a new hole if you don't pay attention | ||
| + | * Trolling and generic asshattery that Lacco extends to our own channels too | ||
| + | * Time after time getting ganked by CONCORD | ||
| + | * Waiting at Titan for hours, and 2 minutes after the bridge dying to an unscouted blob | ||
| + | * Continuous wardecs by everyone | ||
Latest revision as of 06:32, 10 February 2012
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| Name | Confederation of xXPIZZAXx |
| Ticker | PIZZA |
| Type | Industry, PvE, Mission Running, Minning, and Faction Warfare |
| Founded | 7-Jan-2012 |
| Status | |
| Contact details | |
| Alliance CEO | Lacco |
| Diplomat(s) | Zetler, Jalmari Huitsikko |
| Public Channel | PIZZAHOUSE |
| Website | pizza.eve-kill.net |
| Corporations | |
| Executor | draketrain |
| Members |
ANANAS. |
Contents
Alliance History
On the seventh of January, 2012, the brave Internet starship warriors of draketrain had fought relentlessly the criminal masterminds of Gurista Pirates, when they ran out of pizza. Coke there was still plenty. At the moment when everything was thought to be lost, Lacco, the best of them all, had a vision. In that vision thousands of starships would deliver millions of pizzas throughout the Galaxy, and no-one would ever need to suffer again. Numerous tribes of heroes joined their cause, and the great alliance of Confederation of xXPIZZAXx was founded.
Alliance motto
To boldly deliver pizza where no pizza has been delivered before. (Payment by credit card, delivery charge included. Please tip deliverymen generously. Offer excludes Tama, Amamake top belt, and Domain region).
Shitty gimmick
We've adopted the gimmick of writing like 8 year olds on ritalin since that's a convenient excuse for our poor grammar and cohesion of ideas.
Member Services Not Available
The Confederation of xXPIZZAXx does not offer any of the following:
- 100% processing services
- Orca boosters
- Help with missions
- Free health care and dental
- PvP training to new members
- A safe environment for learning more (if you can't fly it, you're fucked)
- Safe 0.0 botting and RMT haven
- Fitting advise (members point at failfits at ally channel and laugh, though)
Member Services Available
The Alliance offers the following services for free:
- Horribly dying in a ball of fire
- Repeatedly asploding in a hero dictor
- Angry shouting on comms
- FCs who'll rip you a new hole if you don't pay attention
- Trolling and generic asshattery that Lacco extends to our own channels too
- Time after time getting ganked by CONCORD
- Waiting at Titan for hours, and 2 minutes after the bridge dying to an unscouted blob
- Continuous wardecs by everyone