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|ticker=PIZZA
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|alliancetype=Industry, PvE, Mission Running, Minning, and Faction Warfare
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|founded=7-Jan-2012
 
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|allianceleader=[[Lacco]]
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|diplomats=Zetler, Jalmari Huitsikko
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|publicchannel=PIZZAHOUSE
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|website=http://pizza.eve-kill.net/
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|webnicename=pizza.eve-kill.net
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|executor=[[draketrain]]
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|corporations= 
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ANANAS.<br>
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Arctic Circle Associates<br>
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Black Light Revolution<br>
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Broski East<br>
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Gistapo<br>
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HORNEY PIRATES<br>
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I ACCIDENTLY A SMARTBOMB<br>
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Kansallinen Liittoneuvosto<br>
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Lynch Squad<br>
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New Eden Globetrotters<br>
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Nigerian Export Inc<br>
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Sauna Ltd.<br>
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Speculation Corporation<br>
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The 69th Suiside Kings<br>
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Tuhmakuva inc.<br>
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Tuleeko valkosibali<br>
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Unlimited Speeds<br>
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VERY HIGH LEVEL FINLAND WEST COAST GAMING SCENE<br>
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Wild Demons<br>
 
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== Alliance History ==
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On the seventh of January, 2012, the brave Internet starship warriors of [[draketrain]] had fought relentlessly the criminal masterminds of Gurista Pirates, when they ran out of pizza.  Coke there was still plenty.  At the moment when everything was thought to be lost, [[Lacco]], the best of them all, had a vision.  In that vision thousands of starships would deliver millions of pizzas throughout the Galaxy, and no-one would ever need to suffer again.  Numerous tribes of heroes joined their cause, and the great alliance of Confederation of xXPIZZAXx was founded.
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== Alliance motto ==
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To boldly deliver pizza where no pizza has been delivered before.
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(''Payment by credit card, delivery charge included. Please tip deliverymen generously. Offer excludes Tama, Amamake top belt, and Domain region'').
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== Shitty gimmick ==
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We've adopted the gimmick of writing like 8 year olds on ritalin since that's a convenient excuse for our poor grammar and cohesion of ideas.
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== Member Services Not Available ==
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The Confederation of xXPIZZAXx does ''not'' offer any of the following:
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* 100% processing services
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* Orca boosters
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* Help with missions
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* Free health care and dental
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* PvP training to new members
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* A safe environment for learning more (if you can't fly it, you're fucked)
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* Safe 0.0 botting and RMT haven
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* Fitting advise (members point at failfits at ally channel and laugh, though)
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== Member Services Available ==
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The Alliance offers the following services for free:
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* Horribly dying in a ball of fire
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* Repeatedly asploding in a hero dictor
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* Angry shouting on comms
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* FCs who'll rip you a new hole if you don't pay attention
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* Trolling and generic asshattery that Lacco extends to our own channels too
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* Time after time getting ganked by CONCORD
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* Waiting at Titan for hours, and 2 minutes after the bridge dying to an unscouted blob
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* Continuous wardecs by everyone

Latest revision as of 06:32, 10 February 2012

File:PIZZA.jpg
Name Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
Ticker PIZZA
Type Industry, PvE, Mission Running, Minning, and Faction Warfare
Founded 7-Jan-2012
Status
Contact details
Alliance CEO Lacco
Diplomat(s) Zetler, Jalmari Huitsikko
Public Channel PIZZAHOUSE
Website pizza.eve-kill.net
Corporations
Executor draketrain
Members  

ANANAS.
Arctic Circle Associates
Black Light Revolution
Broski East
Gistapo
HORNEY PIRATES
I ACCIDENTLY A SMARTBOMB
Kansallinen Liittoneuvosto
Lynch Squad
New Eden Globetrotters
Nigerian Export Inc
Sauna Ltd.
Speculation Corporation
The 69th Suiside Kings
Tuhmakuva inc.
Tuleeko valkosibali
Unlimited Speeds
VERY HIGH LEVEL FINLAND WEST COAST GAMING SCENE
Wild Demons


Alliance History

On the seventh of January, 2012, the brave Internet starship warriors of draketrain had fought relentlessly the criminal masterminds of Gurista Pirates, when they ran out of pizza. Coke there was still plenty. At the moment when everything was thought to be lost, Lacco, the best of them all, had a vision. In that vision thousands of starships would deliver millions of pizzas throughout the Galaxy, and no-one would ever need to suffer again. Numerous tribes of heroes joined their cause, and the great alliance of Confederation of xXPIZZAXx was founded.

Alliance motto

To boldly deliver pizza where no pizza has been delivered before. (Payment by credit card, delivery charge included. Please tip deliverymen generously. Offer excludes Tama, Amamake top belt, and Domain region).

Shitty gimmick

We've adopted the gimmick of writing like 8 year olds on ritalin since that's a convenient excuse for our poor grammar and cohesion of ideas.

Member Services Not Available

The Confederation of xXPIZZAXx does not offer any of the following:

  • 100% processing services
  • Orca boosters
  • Help with missions
  • Free health care and dental
  • PvP training to new members
  • A safe environment for learning more (if you can't fly it, you're fucked)
  • Safe 0.0 botting and RMT haven
  • Fitting advise (members point at failfits at ally channel and laugh, though)

Member Services Available

The Alliance offers the following services for free:

  • Horribly dying in a ball of fire
  • Repeatedly asploding in a hero dictor
  • Angry shouting on comms
  • FCs who'll rip you a new hole if you don't pay attention
  • Trolling and generic asshattery that Lacco extends to our own channels too
  • Time after time getting ganked by CONCORD
  • Waiting at Titan for hours, and 2 minutes after the bridge dying to an unscouted blob
  • Continuous wardecs by everyone
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