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'''The Battle of Vak’Atioth'''


Amarrians: We're going to totally pwn you.

Jovian: Shut up you jerks, we are trying to study and mess up our gene pool over here.

''Much Amarr ship exploding in the background''


'''Amarrian HQ'''

Amarrians: Quick get more duders. These nerds are tough.


'''Slave HQ'''

Minmatars: Yo, Gallente this is the perfect time. Can we have some weapons duders?

Gallentians: Sure, but if anyone asks, you don't know where you got them

''Gallentians drive off in their unmarked white van.''


'''Amarrian HQ'''

Amarrian Aid: Emperor, the slaves are rebelling and somehow got some serious gear (Except for large projectiles Huck Huck)

Emperoer: Oh Snap.


'''Later on the Space Phone'''

Amarrians: Dudes, we're sorry but we have some home problems. Truce?

Jovians: Whatever, we would rather make ourselves infertile instead of kick your butts anyway.