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{{Character
|pilotpicture=Teddy.jpg
|caption=Grandmaster O' Crash
|name=Teddy Tazer
|race=Minmatar
|bloodline=Sebiestor
|birthdate=September 10th 2006
|corporation=[[The Infused Knights|The Infused Knights]]
|occupation=Space Ninja
|specialisation=Covert Ops
}}

== About [[Teddy Tazer|Teddy Tazer]] ==
During an intense siege his mother gave birth to him within the safety of a unfitted 1400mm cannon, Teddy entered this universe like a bullet.. From childhood to his teenage life, he spent his time practicing his skill with firearms when he was'nt chasing after girls. After over 9000 bottles of spiced wine, he graduated from Republic Military school. With a slight hangover he hopped into a pod and started his space adventure.

Once getting space bound, Teddy joined Tau Ceti Global Production. when he joined the corp, there was a war going on. When the station was camped, he flew out in his thrasher and died instantly. After that Teddy was no longer afraid of getting blown up, so he took his rifter and flew to Serpentis Prime in hope of starting a career as a space pirate. After successfully completing a mission and getting the rewards, he undocked only to run into the first dominix he had seen, and exploded. Teddy always trying to stay one step ahead, had already moved his death clone to station. So he undocked and the very same dominix blew his pod apart for the second time. After that he decided it was better to stay in high sec till he was ready for lawless space. He went back to high sec and became a designated hauler for mining operations.

After months of hauling, he was asked to join Syoid. There he learned the fine art of low sec mining. That lasted until the evil space cannibal duel of X3S and Varraka Uhraka decided to take him on a tour of one of the planets in Vard. Its was all fun and booster smoke until Teddy passed out and woke up to find them taking off. He spent 8 months alone with only wild vegetation to eat and dirty swamp water to drink. Then one day Varraka landed his space cruiser. Teddy relieved to see anyone ran to the ship as it landed. Varraka told him that they had been so high they didnt realize they left poor Teddy stranded on the planet.

Once back into space, Teddy quickly got back to work hauling minerals for Prospect Industries. At first he started as just a hauler but as he learned and grew accustomed to space warfare and corporate management, he eventually became CEO when the founder died of a mysterious illness.

It was all going good until he received a distress signal from a planet in Javrendei. When he landed it turned out that the locals were constantly being raided by slavers, so he stayed and help defend the locals from the evil cloaked slavers that came during the night. He fought for months and one day the raids stopped. he was give the face tattoo that represented his heroic defense of the people.

When he returned to space, he found all his wingman had moved on to other corps. Teddy then decided to take the fight one step further, He joined the Tribal Liberation Force. He fought with the militia for awhile until he decided he would like to work for another corporation, so he joined Republic Technologies Group. This was also a good lil corp until its CEO died of mysterious illness. Rather then take the CEO role up again Teddy left.

After going back to fly with Sebiestor tribe, he joined Absence of truth. There he ran into a fine group of pilots that convinced him to come back to the war against Amarr. So he dropped his corp and joined the Infused Knights.

Nowadays he spends his time trading contraband throughout the galaxy with his miniature slaver by his side. 


== Employment History ==
* [[Tau Ceti Global Production|Tau Ceti Global Production]]
* [[Syoid|Syoid]]
* [[Prospect Industries|Prospect Industries]]
* [[Republic Technologies Group|Republic Technologies Group]]
* [[Absence of truth|Absence of truth]]
* [[The Infused Knights|The Infused Knights]]